Thursday, February 19, 2009

TO ALL OUR BROTHERS & SISTERS FROM THE POLYTECHNICS GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR EXAMINATIONS!
DO YOUR BEST, WORK HARD AND REAP THE HARVEST OF YOUR EFFORT. MAY THE BLESSINGS OF THE BUDDHA, DHAMMA & SANGHA
BE WITH ALL OF YOU!
SADHU! SADHU! SADHU!

Special Feature:

The Legend of Grandmaster Du

"Pray, tell, how can I do well for my poly exams? I very kanjiong now because I never study."

And there appear in the middle of the night 5 mysterious boys.

And they say: Work hard, play hard, do your best and be contended. If not you would be as emo as we are.

Then, as quickly as they have arrived, they left with their stride.

But in a flash of lightning, there appears a man with little hair.

And he said, "If I can do it, you can do it too."

And then he left to serve his country by joining the Republic of Singapore Air Force. Grandmaster Du is after all the famous poly student whose face was plastered in the news for inventing a robot that lives in a drain (not as glam as transformer) and of course, his GPA is always 3.9. It is thus no wonder the great Nanyang Technological University has pleaded for Dudu to join them.

The End (of this lame story)

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